Best Funny Instagram Captions!

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I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation…twice a year.

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After Tuesdays, even the calendar goes WTF.

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Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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Brains are awesome. I wish everybody would have one!

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.

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There is maybe no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.

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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it!

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