I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation…twice a year.
After Tuesdays, even the calendar goes WTF.
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Brains are awesome. I wish everybody would have one!
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
There is maybe no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it!