Thanksgiving is a special holiday celebrated in the United States on the fourth Thursday of November. It’s a time when families and friends gather to give thanks for the harvest and blessings of the past year.
Traditionally, people enjoy a big feast with turkey, stuffing, and pumpkin pie. It’s also a day for sharing stories, enjoying each other’s company, and having fun.
Adding some puns and jokes can make the celebration even more enjoyable! Here are 120+ Thanksgiving puns and jokes.
- I’m stuffed with gratitude this Thanksgiving!
- Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about!
- I love you a latte, just like my coffee on Thanksgiving morning.
- Gobble till you wobble!
- You’re the apple of my pie.
- Let’s get basted!
- I’m just here for the pie.
- Give thanks and turkey on!
- This turkey is un-fowl-ly delicious!
- Time to get your feast on!
- You butter believe it’s Thanksgiving!
- Have a grape Thanksgiving!
- This Thanksgiving, I’m all about that baste.
- What a sweet potato you are!
- I’m thankful for you and my stuffing!
- May your Thanksgiving be full of joy and gravy.
- Life is gourd when we give thanks!
- I’m thankful for good friends and good food!
- You’re on my gravy train of thanks!
- Don’t go bacon my heart this Thanksgiving!
- I’m thankful for the little things… like mashed potatoes!
- No one can turkey trot like you!
- Let’s make this a Thanksgiving to remember!
- I yam so thankful for you!
- Wishing you a Thanksgiving full of flavor!
Short Thanksgiving Puns
- Gobble ’til you wobble.
- Feeling grate this Thanksgiving!
- Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
- Turkey time is here again!
- Stuffing my face with gratitude.
- Let’s taco ’bout how thankful we are.
- I’m just here for the pie!
- Get stuffed with love and food!
- Gravy it up this Thanksgiving!
- You’re my favorite flavor of Thanksgiving.
- Thanksgiving is un-pie-gettable!
- Feathered friends and good vibes.
- This is my jam (and cranberry sauce)!
- What a sweet potato day!
- Give thanks and gobble on!
- Just winging it this Thanksgiving.
- I’m on a roll this holiday!
- It’s time to get your feast on!
- Keep calm and gobble on.
- So many blessings, so much pie!
- Don’t go bacon my heart this Thanksgiving!
- Feast mode: activated!
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
- Let’s raise a toast to turkey!
- I’m stuffed with joy!
- Thankful for this a-maize-ing feast!
- Let’s get this bread… and turkey!
- Feeling saucy this Thanksgiving!
- May your hearts be as full as your plates!
- I knead this Thanksgiving bread!
- Let’s give thanks and eat our weights!
- Time to wine down and feast!
- May your Thanksgiving be full of yum!
- Gratitude is the best attitude!
- Let’s make it a turkey-tastic day!
- I’m stuffed with gratitude.
- You’re my favorite pie in the sky.
- Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
- You’re the apple of my pie.
- I’m thankful for you, from the bottom of my tart.
- Don’t go bacon my heart!
- I’ve got a good feeling about this turkey.
- Lettuce celebrate Thanksgiving together!
- There’s always thyme for gratitude.
- I’m on a roll with my Thanksgiving spirit.
- This holiday is un-be-leaf-able!
- You crack me up like a wishbone.
- I can’t be-leaf how thankful I am.
- We’re a perfect pear this Thanksgiving.
- You butter believe I’m thankful for you!
- Lettuce give thanks for all we have!
- Get your fat pants ready, it’s turkey time!
- It’s a great time to be a corn-ivore!
- We make a great pear!
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice!
- Time to put your best gourd forward!
- The turkey is the life of the party, it’s always stuffing!
- I’m just here for the stuffing and the hugs!
- The feast is un-fowl-gettable!
- Don’t go bacon my heart this Thanksgiving!
- You’re the apple of my pie!
- Let’s taco ’bout how grateful we are!
- I can’t wait to feast my eyes on that turkey!
- This Thanksgiving is sure to be un-pie-gettable!
- Every day is a good day when there’s pumpkin pie!
- I knead this Thanksgiving like I knead the dough!
- It’s turkey time, let’s get baste-d!
- Let’s give thanks and be berry grateful!
- It’s a thankful kind of day, let’s wine down!
- You’re the cream of the crop this Thanksgiving!
Funny Thanksgiving Captions
- I’m just here for the turkey and pie.
- Feasting with my favorite people today.
- Turkey and naps are on the menu.
- Eat, drink, and avoid family drama.
- My favorite exercise is running out of turkey.
- Thankful for food comas.
- I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.
- Will work for pumpkin pie.
- Thanksgiving: the best day to be lazy.
- Gravy is my favorite condiment.
- No one is allowed to be hangry today.
- Just a little stuffing and a lot of love.
- Let’s talk turkey and skip the small talk.
- I’m just a turkey at heart.
- Thankful for leftovers and stretchy pants.
- Keep calm and gobble on.
- This meal is un-be-leaf-able.
- Grateful for good food and great company.
- Who needs a diet when it’s Thanksgiving?
- The only thing I’m chasing today is the last piece of pie.
Funny Thanksgiving Puns
- I can’t wait to gobble ‘til I wobble!
- Every turkey has its day.
- You’re a real turkey if you think I’m not grateful for you!
- I’m just here for the cran-berries and laughter!
- Feeling extra thankful and a little stuffed
- Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle; it’s Thanksgiving!
- I’m on the stuffing train, and there’s no stopping me!
- It’s a gourd day for a Thanksgiving feast!
- If you think I’m done eating, you’re in for a surprise!
- The best part of Thanksgiving? The leftovers, of course
- I’m all about that baste, ‘bout that baste, no trouble!
- May your Thanksgiving be full of turkey and your pants be stretchy!
- I’m just here for the gravy and the good vibes!
- Have a pheasant Thanksgiving!
- Let’s get this bread… and turkey… and pie
- Feathered friends and family are the best!
- Don’t be a turkey; give thanks every day!
- You’re my favorite person to gravy with!
- Let’s make it a gourd-geous Thanksgiving!
- You butter believe it’s Thanksgiving time
- This feast is un-butter-lievable!
- I’m just a little bit stuffed… okay, a lot!
- Let’s give thanks and eat cake!
- Thanksgiving: where calories don’t count!
- I’m ready to fork over my thanks
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes
- Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken.
- What do you call a stuffed turkey? A plush bird.
- What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving Day? “Quack!”
- Why do turkeys always go “gobble, gobble”? Because they never learned good table manners.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Pumpkin pie, of course!
- Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself.
- Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- How do you know if a turkey is in love? It’s head over heels!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dance? The butterball.
- Why did the turkey sit on the egg? To hatch a plan!
- What do you call a turkey who tells jokes? A funny bird!
- Why did the chef break up with their partner? They couldn’t handle the thyme!
- What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-gobbler!
- What do turkeys use to bake their Thanksgiving pies? Their gizzard!
Conclusion
These puns and jokes can bring a smile to your face and add some laughter to your Thanksgiving celebration. Enjoy your holiday with good food, family, and plenty of joy!
