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Are you wondering why there’s a pizza slice in both of my hands? This is what I call a well-balanced meal.
After exercising, I eat pizza. Just kidding, I don’t exercise.
Being slim sounds nice, but have you ever heard about pizza?
Did you know that the food pyramid was inspired by the shape of the pizza slice?
Don’t worry about trying to please everyone. You’re not pizza.
Everything I am, and everything I hope to be, I owe to pizza.
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Fitness season is right around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the pizza place.
Have you ever seen anything so round and beautiful in your entire life?
Fitness Tip: “If you eat 3 slices of pizza without separating them, it counts as just one.”
I can’t turn lead into gold, but I can turn pizza into breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I cut carbs by dividing it into 8 slices.
I followed my heart, my brain, and my soul, and they all led me to pizza.
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It’s only during days that end with “y” that I eat pizza.
My survival depends on only two things: “Wifi and pizza!”
No matter how much your heart is grieving, if you keep on eating pizza, the dream that you wish will come true.
One day, I will visit my dream destination—The Leaning Tower of Pizza!
Pizza, hot sauce, and me—the holy trinity of hotness!
Pizza is not the answer. It’s the question, and yes is the answer!
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The biggest lie I tell myself is: “I’m going to eat one slice of pizza.”
Through thick and thin, pizza has always been there for me.
This is making my face blush with the color of pepperoni.
Wanna see me make this pizza vanish into thin air?
Torn between doing cardio and doing pizza.
We live in a society where pizza arrives before the police or the ambulance.
When I say that love is in the air, that means I smell pizza.
Who said you can’t eat a whole pizza? Scrap that negativity from your life!
Why cook when you can get pizza delivered to you?
Unlike promises, pie crusts are made to be broken.
Short Pizza Captions
A slice of heaven.
Always great, never greasy.
Better than a relationship.
Call me a pizzaphile.
Can’t top these toppings!
Cheese makes everything better.
Experiencing a rough day? Here, take a slice!
I lust for crust!
If there’s pizza, then count me in!
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My body is fueled by pizza.
Now this is what I call the circle of life.
Saved by pizza!
Pizza for president!
Pizza tastes better than skinny feels.
People disappoint, pizza never does.
Passionate about pizza.
There’s no “we” in pizza.
Think outside the pizza box!
Pizza Lover Quotes
VIP means Very Important Pizza.
Yes pizza, I will marry you.
Be happy. Be yourself. If you can be pizza, then that’s even better!
Can it even be called a party if there’s no pizza?
A slice a day keeps the gloominess away.
Don’t waste your time contemplating about life. Contemplate on where you’re going to get your next pizza.
A slice on your plate is a smile on your face.
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From now on, I’m going to try eating healthy. Oh look, a pizza!
Happiness is extra pepperoni.
I dream of eating pizza even when I’m already eating one.
I eat pizza because you are what you eat, and I want to be the best thing ever.
It’s perfectly fine to consume a whole pizza all by yourself.
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your pizza closest.
Let this pizza serve as a reminder that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.
Less drama, more pizza.
No matter how you slice it, pizza is the best!
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Pizza can fix everything! If it can’t, then we’ve got a real problem.
Pizza makes my world go round.
Pizza is a synonym for happiness.
Pizza is an acceptable meal at any time of the day.
Small or large, round or square, thick or thin—every pizza is special!
Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to disagree?
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices. I’m confused!
The good thing about pizza is that you can use it as a real-time pie chart of how much you have left.
The long wait is over! Pizza is here!
Two pizza slices are always better than one!
When it comes to pizza toppings, never limit yourself by other people’s limited imagination.
Work hard and eat lots of pizza.
Keep calm and eat pizza.
A slice on your plate is a smile on your face.
People come and go, but pizza is for life.
The answer to “What time is it?” is always “Pizza time”.
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Problems come and go, but pizza is forever.
Life is not about finding yourself, it’s about finding pizza.
No one is perfect, except pizza.
After exercising, I eat pizza. Just kidding, I don’t exercise.
It’s pizza o’clock.
The best pizzas are the ones we eat with friends.
Life happens, pizza helps.
Home is where the pizza is.
Okay, but first, pizza
Why cook when you can get pizza delivered to you?
Can it even be called a party if there’s no pizza?
Having a bad day? here, have a pizza.
Quotes About Pizza
Save the planet, there’s pizza here
Being slim sounds nice, but have you ever heard about pizza?
I followed my heart and it led me to pizza.
Whatever the question, pizza is the answer
Don’t even bother unless you have pizza.
A pizza’s worth a thousand words
You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
Every meal would be better if it were pizza.
What a cutie pie!
Did you know that the food pyramid was inspired by the shape of the pizza slice?
You’ll always have a pizza my heart.
Yeah, relationships are pretty cool, but have you ever heard of pizza?
Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you
If at first, you don’t succeed, order pizza
Pizza is the only love triangle I ever want.
Pizza Craving Quotes
Wanna see me make this pizza vanish into thin air?
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza and that’s almost the same thing
Worry less and eat more pizza
Seven days without pizza makes one weak
My love language is pizza.
Everything I am, and everything I hope to be, I owe to pizza.
The secret ingredient is always cheese.
Love is in the air…it smells like pizza.
Surround yourself with pizza, not negativity.
I can’t turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast.
Funny Pizza Quotes
Real queens eat pizza.
Roses are red, pizza sauce is, too. I order a large, and none of it’s for you.
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.
Never sit around and wait for someone unless they’re delivering a pizza.
Fitness season is right around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the pizza place.
I want someone to look at me the same way I look at pizza.
Kinda need to workout. Kind wanna eat pizza
Work hard, be nice, eat pizza.
My love language is pizza.
Pizza today. Salad tomorrow.
The biggest lie I tell myself is: “I’m going to eat one slice of pizza.”
Every meal would be better if it were pizza.
Home is where the pizza is delivered.
Pizza Quotes
“I love pizza, meaning: Even when I’m in the middle of eating pizza, I wish I were eating pizza.” — Jandy Nelson
“But magic is like pizza: even when it’s bad, it’s pretty good.” — Neil Patrick Harris
“Life is mostly pain and struggle; the rest is love and deep dish pizza.” — Benedict Smith
“Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.” — Amy Neftzger
“I would never win an award for not loving pizza.” — Dwayne Johnson
“Pizza makes me think that anything is possible.” — Henry Rollins
“My love is pizza-shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.” — Dora J. Arod
“I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.” — Mike Birbiglia
“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.” — Yogi Berra
“That was one of the best pizzas I have ever eaten in my life. The cheese was so good it made me faint.” — Elvis Presley
“There’s no better feeling in the whole world than a warm pizza box on your lap.” — Kevin James
